Wassat??????

For Dhairya

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:53:12 GMT

Enjoy

http://faildogs.com/

HUH?

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:17:48 GMT

If you are doing something that you do not like, and are not forced to do it. Explain to me why you keep doing it?

Oh the fun!

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:21:57 GMT

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29017293/?GT1=43001

Okay then.....

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:45:02 GMT

Im sorry but I know people want/need cellphones. Be it for personal safety, they dont want a landline, or to make it easier to communicate. I dont think a person should buy cell phones for a 6 and a 7 year old. Isnt that going a little overboard?
That just really blows my mind.

Think again folks.....

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:29:28 GMT

Well, sometimes I do not think people that design t-shirts for companies actually think things through before they go through with it.

I present to you the Sheetz shirt. This is something that you can buy to show your support of the Sheetz stores.

This has NOT been edited...

If you want one for yourself you can get it at:

http://www.shopsheetz.com

A message to Seattle...

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:41:44 GMT

Hire New Sign Writers!

Thank you.

Stolen from another LJ......again

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:49:30 GMT

SO I found this mildly amusing. Enjoy

NFL vs NBA

36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Neither. Its your wonderfull 435 members of the United States Congress; the same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Oh Kelly and Andy...

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 21:39:42 GMT

Poor irishfurball, we see how mitzytipsy treats him.

Renting the poor boy out, you should be ashamed!

WEEE SEATTLE!

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:01:20 GMT

Dear Seattle and Seattleites,

At this time I wish to pre-apologize for any causing of Mayhem, Chaos, or random Disorder on my trip to visit dcjester

You have been warned!

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:55:42 GMT

Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST

Innumerable battlefields have felt his anger.

Dont this just descibe the day

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:14:36 GMT

When ya follow the rainbow and the prize at the end just sucks!

OMG a person from the past reappears

Fri, 09 May 2008 23:50:45 GMT

Very few people will rememeber this mostly the old crew from DAoC

JJ'S REVENGE!

Customer service my ass....

Thu, 01 May 2008 00:21:11 GMT

Posted to get some thought and ideas from friends...

For those that dont know I am a huge fishing enthusiast. Back on April the 18th I went down south to a little town to go to a fly fishing expo. I picked a hotel I have stayed at before and absolutly loved. Well, it seems things have really changed.

I checked in Friday night into a room that the lights did not work. So I planned on just calling down and getting them to bring some light bulbs. So I opened the wondow and started to unpack, opened up the fridge/freezer and what did I find, Ants. Yes, in the non working fridge/freezer. I called up and immediatly got a new room. (Before I forget rooms numbers this was 158).

So the folks set me up a new room (114). A dingy but dealable room as Im wasnt even gonna be spending much time in it. The first thing I noticed was the door. It looks like at some point and time someone had kicked it in and tryed to repair it with screws. (yes the man was smart he took pics)

The other things what were wrong where:
-A large hole in the celing next to a light fixture in the bathroom
-The bathroom was dingy looking
-The fridge smelled funky
-The TV screen was messed up (the corners were all green tinted
-The wireless net access only worked for maybe 1 hour

I wasnt too picky about this stuff cause I thought, well hell I will only be here at night sleeping as I will be out during the days. Ladies and Gents, not even sleep is safe.

Yes folks, thats where the headboard came off the wall and landed onto my head in the middle of the night. (give folks a chance to catch their breath from laughing) Yea its funny now but when that happened I was pissed. So next morning I get up and check my ass outta there. On Sunday morning at like 7am. I was gonna stay till Monday. I report the incident to the lady at the front desk and she just dident seem too concerned.

I got home and went online and filed a complain through the website. I expressed that I would like to talk with someone as I could only put so much detail in 500 words or less text entry box.

I recieved a email stating they got my complaint and would be getting back to me shortly.

I waited and finally recieved two letters the same day. One from the company stating that they had recieved my complaint and to give them a call if I need any more assistance. The letter I got from the hotel was:

Yup standard form letter and not a word from anyone from the hotel.

I finally got fed up and have been trying to contact the manager the past few days. I finally get ahold of him tonight. Oh what a lovely conversation we had. I found out that I do not know how to work a light fixture, and that I do not know what I am talking about. I also learned that I did not complain about the head board the next morning. Hello yes I did, and your check out person really wasent concerned either. I even brung up the other complaints at this time cause I am irked. After about 30 minutes of this I hang up on him and call the 800 number for the Corporate office and talk with them.

They have a system where they file a complaint and talk with the owners of that certian hotel.

I may seem to be getting picky but I really am ticked, so Im reporting everything that was wrong. So what do people think I should do? Leave it where it is and see if they do anything about it? Put a hold payment on the Credit card?

Comments and Querys allways welcome!

What a sorry fuck!

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:04:53 GMT

http://www.slate.com/id/2186203/?GT1=38001

Odd Service call

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:54:06 GMT

I swear this is the truth.

We had a service call today to fix a problem. The problem, a GOAT chewed into some electrical and phone wires. Yes a goat, and just when I needed a good laugh.

Gift from the past

Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:24:26 GMT

We were doing some work today at a older house (30s maybe 40s) and replacing the electrical service with a new safer panel. Well me and the boss had been talking about how old the panel was and when the last time it was serviced/replaced. When we finally pulled the panel out there was some wadded up news paper in the back. The news papers date was Saturday April 10th, 1965. I dont know why but I just find it wild, like finding lost treasure.To make it better, it was even the comics page. Its only one page mostly ripped up but enough to see and make ya think about the electricians who put it there in the past.

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:29:05 GMT

So heres the whole story for those who care.

Monday night I was called by Mom and told that my aunt in Nc state is bad, and we need to go. We left home and arrived at NC state around 10pm. Got mom to the hospital around 11ish and hung around a bit and went back to my cousins to get some sleep, while mom stayed with her sister. I got to my cousins about 12:30-1am and was called abck to the hospital by mom and hauled ass back to Greensboro.

My aunt survived the night and we met with the doctor around 9:45 ish. His words were, it could be minutes it could be hours. She left quickly around 10am with the family, friends, and her pastor surrounding her.

We stayed untill Wednesday and came back to Virginia to get some clothes and get pops and drive back down on Friday.

The funeral was Saturday afternoon, I was asked and did a slide show of her old and current pictures to one of her favorite songs.

Sunday was spent with family, ended up taking my cousin Joey and the 2 girls to see a movie to give mom and dad time with Candy, as I thought they needed it.

We drove back today and got home around 5-6 ish.

Now just to wait for the drama and greed to kick in, oh wait... It allready has.

When someone has just died (like within hours) you dont talk about calling a realitor and just auctioning all her stuff or emptying her bank account. At least wait untill a few days after the memorial service.

gah so many thoughts and too little time and space, maybe more later after I clear my thoughts.

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:27:24 GMT

The long wait is over.

My aunt passed away yesterday at 10am. We are currently still in NC state and am heading home tonight to get some stuff and a return trip on Friday.

More later.

Enjoy

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:12:16 GMT

I had to take a little trip to NC state recently.

Make sure you read the minor signs

I have found my brand of bread!

Sat, 26 May 2007 18:08:29 GMT

Okay, just as a quick note before the wedding. If you ever have the chance to come see the rock and roll hall of fame. DO IT! It is an absolute blast.

More on the trip later. Bout time for the monkey suits.

Thu, 24 May 2007 09:05:40 GMT

The question is not is are we ready for Cleveland. The question is, is Cleveland ready for us!

Off to the wedding!

WOOT!

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:59:25 GMT

For those who remember, I have been getting chemo treatments for cancer the last two years. Today I got some great news. Let me share a little bit

FUCK YOU CANCER!

I am in remission. I have one more treatment in July and i am done. Just need to keep seeing my oncologist to keep up on me and make sure nothing comes back, which it wont ;)

I just want to thank my support group (aka friends) for all they have done.

now, to go and party!

Heh!

Fri, 16 Mar 2007 20:46:21 GMT

Alas poor razr ;)

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 20:13:33 GMT

My poor razr decided it was time to go and took his own lil battery life by ..falling...off a 3 story roof.

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 20:12:04 GMT

Buy me a beer if you want the story told
Of why I moved down South from the frost and cold.
Why I'm knee deep in therapy, liquor, and pills.
Why I've given up charity in lieu of cheap thrills.

Why I loathe mistletoe, fruitcake and bells --
And why I'll celebrate Xmas when it freezes in hell.
You'll never see this elf make angels in snow.
Hey thanks for the booze ? so I guess here it goes:

"Twas the night after Christmas in the North Pole
No creatures were stirring, not one lousy soul.
Santa's house appeared eerily silent
But inside the fat man was hungry, was violent
.

This workshop of toys for kids of all ages
Was filled with elves quaking in cages.
Who woke up from their long winter's naps
To find themselves snared in a devious trap.

Hours before I had been bingeing on nog
Passed out under the bed, I spied the whole saga.
I saw all my brothers rounded up in cages.
Sleepy victims of wicked midnight rampages.

Then what to my horrified eyes should appear
But a wild-eyed Santa pinching an elf by the ear.
Each little sprite shook in their tights and boots.
That this monster was Santa, no one could refute.

His size and his beard gave him away as St. Nick
His fangs and his scales made me quite sick
Blood seemed to stain his white fluffy trim
He was hunched, drooling, and disgustingly slim.

"Come little helper! Climb into my maw!"
He laughed, then casually ate the elf raw.
He greedily sucked the imp's hide off the bone
I was awed! I was scared! I was truly alone!

Dainty elf paws clutched bars and cried
Drunk on deinal; confounded by why.
(He lost his count during his murderous spree
Thought he'd rounded up most, but forgot about me!)

His hunger was wracking his hunched-over frame
With a crippling appetite that didn't know shame.
"Don't eat us! We love you! Look at our faces!"
The doomed little elves made their sad cases

But Santa ignored them with a swipe of his fist
Pulled out some parchment and started a list:
"Silence, you nuggets ? I'm trying to think
Who to char-broil, who to blend into drink.

Who to dice, fillet, bake or panfry
Who to boil in soup, who to stuff in a pie"
These taunts seemed so strange to come from a man
Who held the dreams of children in his hands

Teeth full of gristle, he then sadly revealed
To his captive chorus of angel-faced veal,
That humans are greedy, petty, drunk on their vices.
And each Yuletide revel exacts gruesome prices

These prices are paid by the magical gnomes
Who hammer the toys that clutter up homes.
The payment's a life ? one for each holiday sin.
Delivered by Santa, after his joyful break-ins.

Perhaps he was cursed by the Easter Bunny
Or an April Fool's jester who thought it'd be funny.
The Great Pumpkin, Jack Frost or just maybe ?
That jealous and bratty New Years Eve baby.

Maybe it was a clue, how well we were fed
On cookies, cakes, lard balls and bread.
But our nature's to love, not to distrust.
So we hugged the fat Claus's and finished each crust.

Ignorant to what would soon transpire
We'd collapse in heaps by the crackling fire.
Expecting the old man to come flying back
And start making next years toys for his sack.

But how does he have enough sprites for his belly?
The final act of sorrow starts as fetal elf jelly.
That ferments inside his wife until it's a broth
Filled with thimble-sized elves that surge forth like froth.

And these newborn elves, spawned pure from her womb.
Don't understand: their workshop is really a tomb
Their dimples are gumdrops, they sneeze pixie dust.
Santa doesn't hate them ? he's cursed with a lust.

Elves are packed with vitamins A, C, and E
We're awfully juicy, tart yet also fruity,
We go well with gravy and mayonnaise and toast
But casserole is how Santa likes us the most.

Barbequed, fricasseed, or flamb?ed
Sunny-side up, shish-ka-bobbed or flayed.
Prepared anyway, our flesh is quite delicious
And it's not like toy-happy children will miss us.

Goodbye Carl, Zud, Sprinkles and Jan!
Blossom, Hortense, Cobweb, and Stan!
Julie, Miss Knickers, Fidget, and Ralph.
I'm sorry you're dead, you wonderful elf.

A mouthed greased with fat, Santa then hibernated.
As Mrs. Claus squatted and grossly gestated
And all that is left of my cherubic siblings.
Was a pile of bells, curly-toed boots ? mostly elf things

So much for good cheer! But don't shed a tear:
This gruesome cycle has happened for hundreds of years.
And as the fist to survive Father's murderous rout
In a month I stopped hiding and got the hell out."

Now I spend my days soaking under a sun like a yolk
(Yeah, I wish I'd have saved all or some of my folk)
I now have a tan where the rum's in supply.
Sewing up flags for Captain Fourth of July.